Welcome to the most relatable, most ridiculous, most utterly absurd pineapple problems in the land! Therapist Bob has seen it all, folks. From the existential crisis of being a fruit that's both a vegetable and a fruit, to the crippling anxiety of being too prickly to hug.
Here are a few of the most pressing pineapple problems Bob's seen:
Pineapple Anxiety - When pineapples start questioning their place in the world and wonder if they're just a mere decoration on someones salad.
Pineapple Identity Crisis - When pineapples start identifying as something they're not (e.g., a pineapple-apple hybrid or a sentient being).
Pineapple Phobia - When pineapples develop an irrational fear of being sliced, juiced, or used as a topping.
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